Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you still have your period?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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