I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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