How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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