If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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