using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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