He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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