I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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