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I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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