just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
NoShamevember. You game?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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