I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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