Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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