My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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