so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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