is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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