Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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