She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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