We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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