Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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