Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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