I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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