when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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