Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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