Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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