At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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