i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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