Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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