Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
