this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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