he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
you are never too drunk for berry picking
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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