? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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