I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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