It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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