You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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