He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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