Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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