thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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