It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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