Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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