Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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