We're like a lot better than the average bears
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
home. puking in laundry basket.
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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Houston, we have a squirter
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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