watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
