I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just puked most of my soul out..
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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