Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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