oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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