i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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