Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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