i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Do vagina's smell?
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I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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