Your dad touched me again.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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