dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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