can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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