so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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