She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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this hospital has no fireball
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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