we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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