I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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